A very talented friend writes brilliant copy. She sends me smart, witty emails, word puzzles, brain teasers. I love words. Sadly the written word is a dying art. Who would Dorothy Parker have been in this day and age? You decide.
"I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."